Cockney Translator

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Sample Full rhymes

I went up the apples and pears to use the dog and bone and have a butcher's hook at my Barnet Fair.

Same text, other sets

  • As said: cut short I went up the apples to use the dog and have a butcher's at my barnet.4 swaps made. 11 words have no entry and stay as typed.

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A table of London rhyming slang, each rhyme checked in a dictionary list. It is not an accent. Words outside the table stay as typed, and a word with two meanings may be swapped where it should not be, so read the result before you use it.

All 81 rhymes

Full rhymes 61

  • a ball of chalk Ball of chalk rhymes with walk. Replaces a walk.
  • a bubble bath Bubble bath rhymes with laugh. Replaces a laugh.
  • a butcher's hook Butcher's hook rhymes with look. Replaces a look.
  • a dicky bird Dicky bird rhymes with word. Replaces a word.
  • a two and eight Two and eight rhymes with state. Replaces a state and a fluster.
  • Adam and Eve Adam and Eve rhymes with believe. Replaces believe.
  • almond rocks Almond rocks rhymes with socks. Replaces socks.
  • apples and pears Apples and pears rhymes with stairs. Replaces stairs.
  • April showers April showers rhymes with flowers. Replaces flowers.
  • baker's dozen Baker's dozen rhymes with cousin. Replaces cousin.
  • Barnet Fair Barnet Fair rhymes with hair. Replaces hair.
  • bees and honey Bees and honey rhymes with money. Replaces money.
  • boat race Boat race rhymes with face. Replaces face.
  • boracic lint Boracic lint rhymes with skint. Replaces skint and penniless.
  • bull and cow Bull and cow rhymes with row, an argument. Replaces argument.
  • Chalk Farm Chalk Farm rhymes with arm. Replaces arm.
  • cherry hog Cherry hog rhymes with dog; the dictionary list prints it Cherry-og. Replaces dog.
  • china plate China plate rhymes with mate. Replaces mate and friend.
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Full rhymes, continued

  • cream-crackered Cream-crackered rhymes with knackered. Replaces exhausted and worn out.
  • currant bun Currant bun rhymes with sun. Replaces sun.
  • custard and jelly Custard and jelly rhymes with telly. Replaces telly, tv and television.
  • daisy roots Daisy roots rhymes with boots. Replaces boots.
  • Dickie Dirt Dickie Dirt rhymes with shirt. Replaces shirt.
  • dog and bone Dog and bone rhymes with phone. Replaces phone and telephone.
  • dustbin lid Dustbin lid rhymes with kid. Replaces kid and child.
  • fireman's hose Fireman's hose rhymes with nose. Replaces nose.
  • frog and toad Frog and toad rhymes with road. Replaces road.
  • Hampstead Heath Hampstead Heath rhymes with teeth. Replaces teeth.
  • hearts of oak Hearts of oak rhymes with broke. Replaces flat broke and out of money.
  • jam jar Jam jar rhymes with car. Replaces car.
  • Joanna Joanna rhymes with piano. Replaces piano.
  • kettle and hob Kettle and hob rhymes with fob, a pocket watch. Replaces wristwatch and pocket watch.
  • King Lear King Lear rhymes with ear. Replaces ear.
  • loaf of bread Loaf of bread rhymes with head. Replaces head.
  • loop the loop Loop the loop rhymes with soup. Replaces soup.
  • mince pie Mince pie rhymes with eye. Replaces eye.
  • north and south North and south rhymes with mouth. Replaces mouth.
  • on my Jack Jones Jack Jones rhymes with own. Replaces on my own and by myself.
  • ones and twos Ones and twos rhymes with shoes. Replaces shoes.
  • Peckham Rye Peckham Rye rhymes with tie. Replaces necktie.
  • pen and ink Pen and ink rhymes with stink. Replaces stink.
  • pipe your eye Pipe your eye rhymes with cry. Replaces cry.
  • plates of meat Plates of meat rhymes with feet. Replaces feet.
  • pork pies Pork pies rhymes with lies. Replaces lies and fibs.
  • potatoes in the mould Potatoes in the mould rhymes with cold. Replaces cold and chilly.
  • rabbit and pork Rabbit and pork rhymes with talk. Replaces talk and chatter.
  • Rosy Lee Rosy Lee rhymes with tea. Replaces tea.
  • sausage and mash Sausage and mash rhymes with cash. Replaces cash.
  • Scapa Flow Scapa Flow rhymes with go. Replaces go away and clear off.
  • scotch eggs Scotch eggs rhymes with legs. Replaces legs.
  • sherbet dab Sherbet dab rhymes with cab. Replaces cab and taxi.
  • skin and blister Skin and blister rhymes with sister. Replaces sister.
  • syrup of figs Syrup of figs rhymes with wig. Replaces wig.
  • tit for tat Tit for tat rhymes with hat. Replaces hat.
  • tomfoolery Tomfoolery rhymes with jewellery. Replaces jewelry and jewellery.
  • trouble and strife Trouble and strife rhymes with wife. Replaces wife.
  • turtle doves Turtle doves rhymes with gloves. Replaces gloves.
  • Uncle Ned Uncle Ned rhymes with bed. Replaces bed.
  • weasel and stoat Weasel and stoat rhymes with coat. Replaces coat.
  • weeping willow Weeping willow rhymes with pillow. Replaces pillow.
  • whistle and flute Whistle and flute rhymes with suit. Replaces suit.

As said: the rhyme cut short 20

  • a bubble Bubble bath, cut short: bubble bath rhymes with laugh. Replaces a laugh.
  • a butcher's Butcher's hook, cut short: butcher's hook rhymes with look. Replaces a look.
  • apples Apples and pears, cut short: apples and pears rhymes with stairs. Replaces stairs.
  • barnet Barnet Fair, cut short: Barnet Fair rhymes with hair. Replaces hair.
  • boracic Boracic lint, cut short: boracic lint rhymes with skint. Replaces skint and penniless.
  • chalk Chalk Farm, cut short: Chalk Farm rhymes with arm. Replaces arm.
  • china China plate, cut short: china plate rhymes with mate. Replaces mate and friend.
  • dog Dog and bone, cut short: dog and bone rhymes with phone. Replaces phone and telephone.
  • Hampsteads Hampstead Heath, cut short: Hampstead Heath rhymes with teeth. Replaces teeth.
  • kettle Kettle and hob, cut short: kettle and hob rhymes with fob, a pocket watch. Replaces wristwatch and pocket watch.
  • loaf Loaf of bread, cut short: loaf of bread rhymes with head. Replaces head.
  • rabbit Rabbit and pork, cut short: rabbit and pork rhymes with talk. Replaces talk and chatter.
  • Rosie Rosy Lee, cut short: Rosy Lee rhymes with tea. Replaces tea.
  • scarper Scapa Flow, cut short: Scapa Flow rhymes with go. Replaces go away and clear off.
  • syrup Syrup of figs, cut short: syrup of figs rhymes with wig. Replaces wig.
  • taters Potatoes in the mould, cut short: potatoes in the mould rhymes with cold. Replaces cold and chilly.
  • titfer Tit for tat, cut short: tit for tat rhymes with hat. Replaces hat.
  • tom Tomfoolery, cut short: tomfoolery rhymes with jewellery. Replaces jewelry and jewellery.
  • trouble Trouble and strife, cut short: trouble and strife rhymes with wife. Replaces wife.
  • whistle Whistle and flute, cut short: whistle and flute rhymes with suit. Replaces suit.

How this list was compiled: Own table, written for this page: 61 rhymes of Cockney rhyming slang, 20 of them with the short form in which they are said. Every rhyme was checked on 2026-10-01 and again on 2026-10-02 at Wiktionary and stays only if a dictionary page gives it with its meaning: the Appendix: Cockney rhyming slang (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Cockney_rhyming_slang), the rhyme's own English entry at en.wiktionary.org, or both; text under CC BY-SA 4.0. A short form is given only where the appendix or an entry prints it. Left out on purpose: rhymes for drink, for the body's private parts and functions and for anything crude, rhymes built on a real person's name or title, and every rhyme that mocks a kind of person or names a people. That is more than half of the appendix. The table swaps words and knows no grammar. Licence: own work

How it works

This Cockney translator swaps plain words for London rhyming slang: stairs becomes apples and pears, phone becomes dog and bone, feet becomes plates of meat. Every rhyme is in a dictionary list, and each note shows what it rhymes with.

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Full rhymes, then as they are said

The large card writes the whole rhyme: a look becomes a butcher's hook and hair becomes Barnet Fair. As said cuts a rhyme short where the dictionary prints the short form, so the same words give a butcher's and barnet, with the rhyming half left off.

Slang back to plain words

Swap reads rhyming slang back: dog and bone returns as phone. Short forms such as loaf, china and rabbit are also plain English words, so check those by eye.

  • Body, clothes and home words convert best: head, hair, feet, hat, suit, stairs, phone.
  • Rude rhymes, rhymes about drink and rhymes on a real person's name are left out.

Questions and answers

Is this a Cockney accent translator?

No. An accent is a sound, and a page cannot write one. This page swaps words for rhyming slang.

How does Cockney rhyming slang work?

A word is replaced by a phrase that rhymes with it, and the rhyming part is then often dropped. Head becomes loaf of bread and then just loaf. Hair becomes Barnet Fair and then barnet.

Why are some well-known rhymes missing?

Many rhymes are rude, about drink, about groups of people or built on a real person's name. Children use this site, so those are left out, and so is any rhyme the dictionary pages do not give.