Text Translators for Codes, Scripts and Joke Voices

Type a line and get it back in ones and zeros, radio words, old signs or a silly voice, with the whole table on the page.

A translator on this shelf is a rule you can read in full, run on your own sentence and, where the rule allows, run backwards. There are three kinds.

43 pages

Codes and swaps 19

Rules that respell or swap your text: ones and zeros, a word per letter, a sign per letter, British for American, Australian and Scots words, a flower for a feeling, garbled accents put right. Most reverse.

Borrowed scripts 11

Each letter is traded for a sign from another alphabet. The result is your own words in borrowed shapes. It is not a translation, and each page says so.

Voices and word games 13

Word lists and rules that rewrite plain English, as a joke, in a grander tone or in the words of another time or place. None is a translation, and every list is printed.

More about these tools

Codes spell the same text another way: eight ones and zeros for every byte, a spoken word for every letter on a bad phone line, digits standing in for letters. Borrowed scripts trade each letter for a sign from another alphabet, and those pages say plainly that a letter swap is not a translation. Joke voices rewrite ordinary English word by word from a list printed on the page. No page here translates a language, and no page pretends otherwise. Every page shows its whole table, so you can check the tool's work or do the job by hand, and nothing you type leaves your browser.

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